Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 1

February 28, 2011
  • The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
  • I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  • She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  • A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
  • A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  • Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

4 Replies to “Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 1”

  3. Mirthful Morning to Marianna!

    I look forward to your Monday posts.
    These blooper jokes keep making the rounds, and like the previous reader, I love them still…

    Carol

  4. Carol,
    Thanks, Carol.

    I feel like I’m cheating, sometimes. But, if it brings a smile or laugh to someone, it’s worth it!

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