My mother-in-law was relating a story that was recently on the news. “I couldn’t believe it,” she said. “It opened the car door with its “Mirthful Monday: Bear with Me”
Tag: puns
Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 3
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. He had a photographic “Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 3”
Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 2
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. “Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 2”
Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 1
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve “Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 1”
Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 3
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired. What’s the definition “Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 3”
Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 2
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating. Always use condiments. “Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 2”
Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 1
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Acupuncture is a jab well done. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. “Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 1”
Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 3
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” “Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 3”
Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 2
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “you stay here, “Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 2”
Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 1
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned “Mirthful Monday: Puns for the Educated Mind, Part 1”