Mirthful Monday childrenhumour Mirthful Monday: Life Truths From the Lil Ones August 8, 2011 2 Comments No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Never hold a DustBuster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polkadot underwear under white shorts. Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window) 2 Replies to “Mirthful Monday: Life Truths From the Lil Ones” Great advice. Next time I want to hide broccoli, I’ll use a glass of juice instead. And about the underwear…maybe stripes or plaid would be better? Hugs,Carol Reply Carol,Were there any foods that you tried to hide when you were younger? Reply Add a comment! Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.