Mirthful Monday: Life Truths From the Lil Ones

  1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  4. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  5. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  6. Never hold a DustBuster and a cat at the same time.
  7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  8. Don't wear polkadot underwear under white shorts.

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