Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
• If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
• If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
• If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
• If you have switched from heat to A/C in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
• If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
• If you know all four seasons - almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
• If you find -2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada.
• If you actually understand these jokes, you are definitely Canadian!

I think there needs to be an exclusionary clause for those who have spent their entire lives on the West Coast. The weather here is certainly different from that in the rest of the country.

Happy Canada Day!