Mirthful Monday definitionshumourwordplay Mirthful Monday: New Definitions, Part 1 October 1, 2012 1 Comment ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money. Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window) One Reply to “Mirthful Monday: New Definitions, Part 1” 😆 Some interesting new definitions there. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. I love it! Reply Add a comment! Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.