Mirthful Monday: One-Liners, Part 1

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said:

  • I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates.

His mind sees things differently - to our amazement and amusement.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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2 Replies to “Mirthful Monday: One-Liners, Part 1”

  1. A great way to start the week Marianna. Thank you. Sychronicity strikes again as I was planning to write about a pessimist this week. I met him earlier this evening and we resolved some issues about which I shall write soon. Watch out.

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