• Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
• You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
• Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

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