Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 2

  • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
  • You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  • Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
  • Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Source unknown

One Reply to “Mirthful Monday: Lexiphiles, Part 2”

Add a comment!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.