- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.
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Thanks for the smile. I hope you are enjoying the holiday!
GM,
It was perfect weather!
Thanks for weighing back in with the funny stuff. I love it.
Carol
Carol,
I love those puns, too! Even more, I love those occasions when I can come out with them without even trying!