Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 3

  • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
  • What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
  • She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
  • If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
  • Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.

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