Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 2

  • A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
  • Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
  • Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
  • A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these puns.

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