Mirthful Monday: Punny Stuff, Part 1

  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  • Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
  • A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine.
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
  • Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
  • Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.

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