- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "you stay here, I'll go on a head."
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "keep off the grass."
- The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.