Mirthful Monday: Crystal Ball, Part 1

"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future scientific advances."

- Dr. Lee DeForest, Father of Radio & Grandfather of Television

"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives."

- Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."

- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers..."

- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."

- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what is it good for?"

- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip

"64K ought to be enough for anybody."

- Bill Gates, 1981

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."

- Western Union internal memo, 1876

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"

- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920's

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."

- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper, proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found FedEx)

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper."

- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind"

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."

- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies